Is Lauren Conrad A Celebrity?

Lauren Conrad is currently the star of the hit MTV reality series, The Hills. She first appeared on MTV’s reality show, Laguna Beach. On both of these shows, TV cameras followed Lauren, her friends, co-workers, love interests and others around to capture their daily interactions.

Recently, Lauren Conrad in particular has been involved in public controversy with her former friend and roommate Heidi Montag. All of the controversy started because Lauren didn’t approve of Heidi’s boyfriend, Spencer Pratt. There were rumors that Lauren had a sex tape, and Spencer was named as the one behind these rumors. Heidi and Lauren continued to feud on the Hills TV show, making it must see reality drama.

On Laguna Beach, Lauren also was part of a controversial story. Lauren seemed to be part of a competition for the heartthrob of the show, Stephen. Lauren’s competitor was Kristen Cavalari, and the two became bitter enemies. It was this show that really kickstarted The Hills, making Lauren Conrad a reality TV star of her own show on MTV. But is a reality TV personality truly a star?

It’s a sign of the times that reality television stars are amongst the latest celebrities. Lauren Conrad, Heidi Montag, Spencer Pratt and Kristen Cavalari are all considered stars today. None of these names has achieved any major acting awards or had a noteworthy career prior to the MTV shows. In fact they are famous from their appearance on the reality shows and their controversial real life disputes.

It seems as if our society is starting to create stars out of just about anybody. Other examples come from reality shows like Survivor, The Apprentice, Real World and Flavor of Love. From all these shows, individuals with interesting personalities have managed to get their own shows or launch big careers elsewhere.

Examples of the new reality celeb are plentiful. Omarosa reached fame on The Apprentice. Mike aka “The Miz” from Real World on MTV is now a member of World Wrestling Entertainment. The lady known as New York lost on Flavor of Love and is now a diva with her own reality show. Lauren Conrad is an aspiring fashion designer who’s now been in the headlines and on several TV shows. She appears to have earned easy fame and a name for herself however she chooses to use it. Welcome to the new class of celebrities, born straight from reality TV.

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A Sex Tape Like No Other

Today I saw a sex tape like nothing you’ve ever seen before. It was a sex tape that was incredibly explicit yet it didn’t invade anyone’s privacy, identify or embarrass anyone. There wasn’t a celebrity to be seen. Anywhere. At least I don’t think there was. Of course it included your customary bit of nudity. There has to be. It’s a sex tape after-all. But not in the way you would ever expect. Let me explain.

It was a sex tape made by a bunch of medical scientists. They created it using footage from literally hundreds of MRI scans. For those who don’t know, MRI stands for Magnetic Resonance Imaging. It produces a 3D map of the human body, but it can pretty much do anything. MRI scans are a great tool for doctors because they produce incredibly detailed images through magnetic fields, that map the position of water molecules which exist in varying densities in different types of human tissue. Here’s the really technical explanation for how MRI scans work. An MRI scanner uses a strong magnetic field and the pulses of radio waves to manipulate hydrogen protons in the human body. When the radio frequency source is switched off, the hydrogen protons reveal their position in the body by re-emitting energy, which is then captured and translated into images. Pretty simple really. I am joking.

MRI scanning is completely different from CAT scans or X-rays. They are generally more expensive and take more time but they provide much greater detailed information about the soft tissue of the human body. The MRI scanner is a huge machine with what looks like a tunnel in the middle. The patient lies flat and they are then inserted inside the scanner. It doesn’t use harmful radiation. And that results in two types of benefits. Firstly, it isn’t dangerous in any way to the person being scanned which means they can spend much longer in the machine and secondly, scientists can take a lot more pictures, which is what a group of medical experts set out to do.

Medical scientists wanted an answer to this question: What would the normal stuff, we humans do with our bodies every day of our lives, actually look like if you could see inside someone? They asked for and got a group of volunteers prepared to do whatever was asked of them. What followed was something incredible. There was a 3D image of a knee being bent, showing the muscles and tendons stretching. And a beating heart, showing the left and right ventricles, pumping blood throughout the body. There were pictures of someone drinking pineapple juice. We see the juice in the mouth and when it is swallowed we can follow its passage down the oesphagus into the stomach. There is a 3D image of how the tongue behaves when someone is playing the trumpet and two people, one speaking Chinese and the other German. We see how the vocal chords open and close. Believe or not there were moving pictures of someone defacating. We see the faeces in the rectum being expelled from the body. It is extraordinary, shocking and fascinating at the same time. It was to me. Then the video gets into the X-rated stuff.

The 3 D pictures begin with a man and a woman passionately kissing, both of them in an obvious state of sexual arousal. We see the two hearts literally beating faster. It progresses to tongue kissing. Nothing is left to the imagination. It then cuts to the 3D image of lovemaking. The image shown is the antithesis of pornography. It is completely anonymous and stripped back to the sheer physicality of two human beings mating. We know it is a man and a woman but that is all we know. It is both fascinating and beautiful. Finally we see life being born. We see Twins in the uterus before birth and then the actual birth itself.

It was a once in a lifetime experience for researchers and the people who participated. It wasn’t ever painful nor was it dangerous yet it revealed never seen before images. The only unpleasant side effect might have been the constantly loud buzzing noise of the MRI machine. It’s the sort of video that anyone would find fascinating.. If nothing else it provides a greater appreciation of who we are and what we are made of and how it all works. What it tells me is the human body is a perfect machine, but its perfection, lies in its myriad of imperfections.

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Why is Paris Hilton Famous?

While Paris Hilton may be generally famous for an intricate and delicately balanced culmination of many ingredients, there is one hot element that tops the list and makes practically everyone adore her. She has a chihuahua.

There are a lot of ultra thin, pretty, outgoing starlets and celebrity wannabes, but obviously there has to be something more, an extra element of flare and intrigue if the paparazzi are going to chase you down the street or auction off your sex tape on eBay. Could it be that above every other scintillating factor, the foremost key to all-consuming public appreciation honestly is to have a chihuahua under your arm?

Hilton is described as an American heiress and socialite. She’s a lovely girl and, despite all her unearned millions, has a certain common quality that makes her seem, almost, like one of us. Okay, a far richer and hotter and more famous version of one of us, but imaginably one of the regular folks nonetheless.

Paris has a sister, Nicky. Also a pretty girl and obviously also an heiress. The sibling socialite is no where near as popular as her big sis. Paris, born in ’81, is actually the older of the two. No kidding. Nicky, who has a more mature look, blessed the Hilton clan two years later, in 1983. Why is it that the media is not nearly as infatuated with the baby Hilton? Nicky isn’t blonde, not quite as skinny, has never enhanced her personal wealth with pioneering on-camera adventures (note Paris’ reality show with ex-pal Nicole Ritchie, as well as the sex tape) and, most importantly, we have never, not even once, seen a photo of Nicky H. with a chihuahua.

There are several heiresses whom Forbes magazine has seen fit to feature; Dylan Lauren, Amanda Hearst, Georgina Bloomberg, Samantha Kluge and Alannah Weston are all among the ladies who’ve been mentioned in the financial rag’s listings of who’s who. Have you ever heard of them? Neither have I. Although I did see Ms. Bloomberg on NBC once, in a horse jumping event, that doesn’t quite qualify her for Paris-level fame and recognition.

So, why are all the lovely ladies on this heiress list not a household name to the degree awarded to Paris Hilton? They’re all wealthy and gorgeous and possess any number of notable talents. Now then, what really is the infatuating factor that makes the public want to know all about Paris? Sure, she’s skinnier than all the contemporaries, more blonde, and, right, there’s that enterprising camera-friendly characteristic.

But, what’s most relevant is that she has a chihuahua (well, technically several chihuahuas… reports disclose that she has a tendency to forgetfully leave them in random places and, having all that heiress money, it’s just easier for her to pick up a new one). Chihuahuas are hot.

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The 5 Worst Things About Sex When I Had A Small Penis! (I’m Now 8 Inches Long and 6 Inches Around)

My penis is currently 8 inches long and 6 inches around. Needless to say, I don’t have a lot of insecurities when it comes to sex. I actually live for the moment when I’m getting intimate with a girl for the first time and I get to reveal my penis that she has never seen before. I love seeing the look on her face, the way her eyes get big, her jaw kind of drops, and I love it when she makes a comment such as, “Oh my gosh, you’re STRAPPED!” However, this wasn’t always the case. When I was endowed below average in both length and girth, sex wasn’t nearly as satisfying — mainly because I knew the girls I was with were not being satisfied as much as they wanted to be. Below are the 5 worst things about having sex with a small penis, as experienced by me when I had a small penis!

1. Slipping out! You know those dreams we have all had at one time or another, usually when we were kids, that involved appearing on stage or somewhere else in public, and not realizing until we were actually there that we were totally naked. Remember how embarrassing that was, even in a dream? Well that embarrassment doesn’t touch what it is like to be getting into it with a girl, and having your penis keep popping out because it’s too small to remain firmly inserted. What added insult to injury was that every time it ever happened with a girl, the irritation and annoyance in her eyes was very discernible.

2. The occasional rude girl who would make a comment. Honestly, most girls I was intimate with when I had a small penis didn’t make an issue of it. Sure, it was pretty clear they weren’t being fully satisfied, and some did a better job holding in their disappointment than others. But few actually commented on the size, and usually the ones who did were sympathetic, sometimes throwing out an old classic such as, “It’s not the size but how you use it.” However, there’s always that one girl who just can’t keep her thoughts to herself, and when you run into that girl and she makes a comment (the one I experienced used the adjective “peanut” — ouch!) it sure doesn’t feel good to the ego!

3. No sex tapes. It’s no secret why 90% of celebrity men who have sex tapes “leak” are well endowed. It’s because small guys don’t dare let evidence of their “shortcomings” go to film. Now that I’m hung, I can make a sex tape with impunity, and if it does get out, it will only enhance my reputation!

4. Limited positions. Slipping out is embarrassing enough, but what is worse is not even being able to utilize more creative positions because your penis just isn’t big enough to maneuver into the girl! My sex was very basic when I was small, but now that I’m big, there’s nothing I love doing more than pulling up an adult film on my computer when I’m with a girl, and following along with every move!

5. Girls talk! Think about the way you and your buddies sit around and (sometimes crudely) discuss women. You think women honestly don’t do the same thing to us? Really? All I will say is that when I was small, there were many times when I would be talking to a girl who had never seen my penis, and at some point she (usually accidentally) let it slip that she knew I wasn’t packing much — because I used to date or sleep with her friend. The corollary to this is that when you’re large, girls talk about that too, and sometimes you’ll get easy sex opportunities because one of them wants to experience what her friend has bragged about!

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Becoming Your Own Celebrity

Since we have become such a celebrity driven culture, I thought it might be amusing to imagine what it might be like to be a celebrity. Consider this like taking a vacation from your everyday life. This is not to advocate that you become a celebrity or pursue a lifestyle of glamour and fame, when simplifying your life may lead to more satisfying long term benefits in difficult economic times. Rather it is to enjoy thinking about being a celebrity, much as you might add an occasional celebration or fantasy experience into your life.

It is like putting on a costume or mask so you become someone else on Halloween. Well, this is an experience of imagining yourself as any celebrity you want to be. To do so, you create or imagine events and activities to experience the celebrity lifestyle by yourself or with some friends and associates. Here are some tips to get you started, though written in a somewhat tongue in cheek style, which you can take seriously or not. Just have fun with the idea of being a celebrity for a day.

Creating Your Name and Persona

First, create a name or persona for yourself. Imagine you could be anyone – a movie star, a TV star, a rock star. And in reality, today the transformation from everyday citizen to well-known celebrity isn’t so far away. Just think of how Joe the Plumber got known by asking Obama a few pointed questions at a campaign stop. Consider how an ordinary mother – well, not so ordinary – got known as Octomom by having eight babies. Recall how an eccentric scientist got his fame by sending up a silver helium balloon that looked like a UFO and claiming his son was missing and might be on it. It was a big publicity stunt that backfired – but it got him in the news.

So take a moment to think of who you’d like to be – and think big, like the big names in the news do. See yourself as larger than life, and your name is in lights. And don’t try to think or analyze too hard. Just go with whatever first pops into your mind. Then, whoever that person is, imagine yourself on your way to becoming very famous.

On Your Way to the Top

Next, think about what you might do to get to the top. Some celebrities break through because they are part of a famous family, like Kate Hudson, the daughter of Goldie Hawn. Another is Paris Hilton, the daughter of the Hiltons hotel clan. Though she had help from a notorious sex video of herself with her then boyfriend, having the famous name certainly helped. It wasn’t just a sex tape by anyone.

But most celebrities do something that gets themselves in the news, if they aren’t already famous by having a starring part in the movies or on TV. For example, Chesley B. “Sully” Sullenberger was just another pilot from Danville California, until he landed a US Air plane in the Hudson River in January 2009, after it encountered a flock of geese – and he was hailed as a hero for saving all 155 people aboard.

So now imagine your own story of what you did that made you famous. It could be something you really have done, or it could be something you’d like to do in reality. Or think of some wild, crazy, and outrageous thing to do to make yourself stand out and make the news.

Next, once you do whatever it is to stand out, you need the press to make you famous. So imagine the press descending and asking you questions about what you have done. They’re yelling and screaming, pushing and shoving, because they want to get near to you and talk to you. For you are the center of this excitement. You see mikes being pushed at you, flashing cameras going off, and it’s very exciting that everyone wants to talk to you.

Next imagine what they are asking and what you might say. Just a line or two. That’s all they want. About a 10-15 second sound clip they can use on the evening news. So think of something short and witty to say.

Then, as a celebrity, the next stop is usually the TV talk show circuit. So imagine you are doing that. See yourself being a guest on all the big shows – you’re on Oprah and everyone in the audience is clapping and cheering. Then, you’re on Good Morning America, and the cameramen are adjusting the mikes. Next stop – the View with Barbara Walters, Elizabeth Hasselbeck, Joy Behar, and Whoopie Goldberg, and they’re oohing and aahing over all you have done. After that, you’re face to face with Larry King, who smiles as he tugs on his suspenders and asks you to tell him about you.

So go on, tell everyone what you have done, what you like, how you’re surprised by your sudden fame, and how much you’re enjoying the experience. The idea is to be humble, while you strut your stuff and celebrate you.

Who You Need Around You

Next, once you’re a celebrity, the deals start pouring in, so see yourself getting buckets of mail at your door from fans and deal makers. Then your phone starts ringing off the hook, with dozens of offers to be on this show, appear at that celebration, endorse this product, attend that gala opening. What do you do?

Of course, you need a lawyer to help you sort through this all, so imagine you are meeting with a series of lawyers. Each one proclaims all the great things he or she is going to do for you or has done for someone else. So now you have to decide which lawyer to choose for better or worse.

And, naturally, the next thing you need is a manager or agent, or maybe both to help you decide what offers to take and for how much. And maybe your lawyer can help you decide what manager, agent, or both will help your celebrity career the most. So imagine you are making your choice, and then your manager, agent, or both are giving you some ideas on what to do next. For example, he or she can arrange some endorsements. Maybe you might appear in a film or in a walk-on part on TV. You can pick out your favorite show and see yourself making a guest appearance on that.

Then, since you’re getting so many offers but still want more, the next logical person you need on your team is a publicist. So see yourself with a parade of publicists coming to your door, telling you how they are going to publicize you. In fact, they, along with your agent, manager, and lawyer may have some ideas about branding, whereby you create a whole package around your name. Your brand will include a line of CDs, maybe clothing or make-up, a doll with your image, a video workshop, even a Happy Meal for kids featuring your smiling face.

And of course, there will be a book. You don’t even have to write it yourself. Just pick a ghostwriter, give him or her the gist of what you want to say, plus a little information about you, and voila. In a few weeks you’ll have your book with your name on it. And if you have time, you might even read it – or let your agent, manager, or publicist do that, so they can tell you if they like the book, and if it sounds like you. Then, besides promoting whatever you did to get famous, your publicist will promoting your book and the rest of your celebrity product line.

Now, since you’re making so much money from your branding campaign, plus your endorsements and book, you need a financial planner and stock broker to help you properly manage all your money. So you meet with them, and they give you all kinds of advice. Invest in this. Invest in that. Don’t buy bonds; stick to stocks. Try a hedge fund. Or how about a mutual fund? Plus now you qualify for a private banker, who will help to manage your funds at their bank.

Your New Lifestyle

This might be a good time to imagine buying a luxury home, too. After all, you have a celebrity image to maintain, so go look with a real estate broker who handles high-priced properties – because now it’s only the best for you. So you go looking for big mansions on a hill or behind gated walls with dozens of acres around them. Your new home will have a huge living room, big patio deck, and an expansive kitchen for all your entertaining. Maybe you’ll even have your own screening room for your private film showings.

And what’s a new luxury house without your first party? So you might imagine that all your celebrity friends are arriving for a big shindig at your house. And since you’re now famous and rich, you’ll see lots of A-list celebrities there – Brad Pitt, Angela Jolie, Donald Trump, Jay Leno, David Letterman – no scratch David Letterman. You can’t have anyone with a touch of scandal, since that could rub off on you. But the best and the brightest names are there. So just enjoy your own celebrity party – and now you have the budget, so you can afford it.

Then the invitations to go to celebrity parties start pouring in, too. You have your pick of the best of the best to attend, or maybe the gala where you’ll make the biggest splash. So go ahead and choose a party to attend for a big film opening or a charity bash, because as a celebrity, it’s good to choose a cause to show you’re not all about money, fame, and glamour, but you have a heart of gold to help others, too.

But wait! Before you go, you have to get the finest fashions. You have to look the part of a celebrity, too. So you head off to Nordstrom’s or an expensive fashionable boutique with a designer name, like Versace, Armani, Gucci, Tommy Hilfiger, Donna Karan, or Calvin Klein. After all, you need to dress to impress now, and the cost no longer means anything to you. So you can easily spend a few thousand wherever you go, whatever it takes to look like the celebrity that you are.

Now you see yourself going to one of these openings or charity galas, and you’re dressed in your finest finery – an expensive tux if you’re a guy, a beautiful gown if you’re a woman. Then, as you walk down the red carpet, the photographers are snapping pictures, the cameramen are rolling film, and the fans are reaching out with their pictures for you to sign. So, of course, you graciously stop, smile, and sign, as the cameras snap and roll away.

Afterwards, you go to a trendy restaurant, where you can order whatever you want. First, a waiter comes by with the finest wines, and you have a quick taste before you decide to order the one you like best. Then, you enjoy all your favorite dishes, brought to you in elegant silver bowls and platters. And across from you is your partner or family members, since they now feel like celebrities, too, because once you’re a celebrity, whomever you see or know well will become newsworthy, too, just by being with or related to you.

Now savor the experience of being a celebrity. Enjoy it. Imagine that you could really have this celebrity lifestyle if you wanted it. Or do you? Would you really like that celebrity life? Or would you rather be back to being who you are now?

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